(Source: h-tcherslut, via kn0ckdown)

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

(Source: chelseawoosh, via ramenjesus)

(Source: planktoun, via kn0ckdown)

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